Worst Jokes Ever
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Let's talk.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Suicide
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!