Worst Jokes Ever
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
GURL
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Alya, do you have Discord?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Me and freshfry talking.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.