People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Hey Gwen.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Mom!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"