Worst Jokes Ever
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
frshfry we need to talk now!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Mom!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*