Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Worst Jokes Ever
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
You might think these jokes are plane.
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I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"