What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Worst Jokes Ever
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What’s the opposite of poo?
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Where is Australia?
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.