Worst Jokes Ever
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Who's Lil John?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Ammon died.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.