Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped βΏ π¨βπΌ π¨ π¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom π» πΉ at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl π§ cost $75.00 π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π
A rhombus.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. ππ
Neona (π): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (π): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (π): Agreed!
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Big (DYM 78).
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! ππ€£