Worst Jokes Ever
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Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Man dies.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.