Worst Jokes Ever

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

your (DYM 59)