Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Doin (DYM 45)
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."