Worst Jokes Ever

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What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

at (DYM 120).

What’s an orphan's favorite food?

: Not home food.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.

Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.

Why do kids want to become cops?

They want to find the guy who touched them.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️

Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?

Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊

Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈

Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.