Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.