Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.