Worst Jokes Ever
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.