Worst Jokes Ever

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.

I'm gonna cut my life off.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.