Worst Jokes Ever
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)