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Unaware Necrophilia

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, seeing as you think it's okay to have sex with a dog. It's necrophilia when someone dies *before* you do the nasty. But, you being you, you were having such a great time that you didn't notice your dog kick the bucket mid-coitus. Now, that's pretty messed up, even for a dimwit like you.

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    i think thats both necrophilia and zoophilia what the hell lmao

    brings a whole new meaning to dog pound