Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.