Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Haha, boob!
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
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