why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a mothers nor Father’s Day
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
what's the difference between my dad and cancer?
my dad didn't beat the cancer
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
why cant orphans play baseball
cause they cant see home
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike? A minor's strike.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
Heh, stupid orphan
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen
What do dark humor and food have in common. Some get it, so.e don't
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
