Worst Jokes Ever
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.