Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.