Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?

Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!