Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

What do you call meat in an oven?

Africa.

Your mom's hot.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

What type of flour do orphans use?

- Self-raising.