Worst Jokes Ever

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.

Magitat?

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!