Why was I angry on my plane, because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs

a baby you cut one off each time

"time"more like waiting

bill never do that again

your mums got big tits

noc noc jou iz der y dunt espeak ynlgidsh

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)

Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah f... all you cancer patients

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You You Your the cow

Wanna hear a joke Me

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

When you’re having the best sex in your life and you grandma says “I’m not dead…”

what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won’t come either way.

once i ate a table… it was food consuming

Knock knock Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who?

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