Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
Why do orphans have No parents? Because no one loves them.
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
why are Americans so bad at clash royale, cause they already lost two towers
How do you make an orphan’s hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I don't have a joke keep looking
i kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair and now were playing rocket league
Why are the twin towers sad? Because they ordered a peporoni pizza and got a plane
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
what type of tea is hard to swallow?
reality.
whats something red that is bad for your teeth?
a brick.
did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
he won the "no bell" prize
did you hear what happen to the italian chef?
he pasta-way...
Why can't orphans use Iphones?
Theres a home button
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
What a group of emos is called? A funeral
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
