Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Do a neck reveal.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
