What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
why are orphans so bad at baseball
because they do not know where home is
Damn that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
what is a fish without i's fsh
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
YOUR HAIRLINE IS SO FAR BACK I NEED BINOCULARS TO SEE IT
why were the twin towers upset ? bc they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza but instead got plain !
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
What color is your bugati
Ur forehead is so big that when u put glasses on top of ur head it falls off
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
