What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Worst Jokes Ever
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Bob the builder.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
