What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ii.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
