Worst Jokes Ever
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.