Worst Jokes Ever
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"