Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.