Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.