Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.