Worst Jokes Ever
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.