Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.