Worst Jokes Ever
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.