Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"