Worst Jokes Ever
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.