Worst Jokes Ever
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"