Worst Jokes Ever
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.