Worst Jokes Ever
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!