Worst Jokes Ever
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.