Worst Jokes Ever
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.