Worst Jokes Ever
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....