Worst Jokes Ever
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What did the cow say?
Moo!