Worst Jokes Ever
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.