Worst Jokes Ever
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
May and its gang.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.