Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.

"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.

"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."

The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."

The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"

"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.

"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

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I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!