Worst Jokes Ever
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.