If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What kind of band never plays music?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
