What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
Twin towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs they got "plain"
Your hairline so ugly it stretching Down to bikini bottom
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
What if this post got 78.2 likes 🤩🤭😈
Roses are red violets are blue when I saw you I thought you can mix too
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Why did the orphan cross the road Not to see his parents
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
me: hey, are your parents home?
orphan: (crying) stop calling here
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay so are you
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
