Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.