Worst Jokes Ever
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Just do it.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.