Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.