My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
why were the twin towers mad? - they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
not sure if the twin towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished.🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - open wide, here comes the airplane! 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Spell icup it's funny
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It's not like they're going to tell their parents
Depression sucks and so do you
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
