Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."