Worst Jokes Ever
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someoneβs sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. ππππ
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. πππ
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? πΉ
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...π€
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
You look like a cat.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didnβt do CPR.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.