Worst Jokes Ever

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?

What is heavy forward but not backward?

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

Because it is politically motivated.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.