Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Fastest story readers are 911 victims
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
9/11... 911... COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call? 9 Juan Juan who this?
