767 jokes
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
789.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.