50 shades of grey jokes

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.