50 shades of grey jokes
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
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Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
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Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."