50 shades of grey jokes

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.