2008 jokes

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."