1930 jokes

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

I'm in the year 1930...

The Great Depression.

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.