11am jokes

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.