Give a man a match he'll be warm for hours Light the Man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
Today I asked my phone siri why am i still single?
And i activated the front camera! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why are Americans so good at solving rubic cubes?
Because there good at separating colours
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
What can orphans not do in school
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was my life
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
If your bored just go hit an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents
Bob the biler
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes? A: Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
what do you call a kid hanging an emo kid
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
