What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Rape victims suck, literally
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended
-Liberals
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
A America bully goes up to a English kid and says "your ugly" and the English kid says "well wanna know why you can't play Jenga?" "Why" says the bully "beacuse you haven't got a tower.
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
