Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuk yall
trump is ass
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
rate these races out of 10/10
white 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
blavk 0/10
ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid special retarded brainless freaks and they stupid
