Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
Why can’t Jesus judge gay people? He got nailed right before he died
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
