my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
Haha boob
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Once a man goes to a restaurant.then, he was waiting until the waitress comes & tells him that they don't have food. he was grumpy but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped then she say to him:"good meal".
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
