It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
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Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
