Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? ยท Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
should i do a face rev?
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire? Hot wheels
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
Why do orphans play gta,because they canโt be wanted
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
Why are Orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don't know were home is
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me โwhat is the difference between a large pizza and youโone can feed a family
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
