Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'