yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it
The moment when you throw the nut away ans try to eat the shell.
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline
Do emos eat...
Happy meals
My friend told me an EMO joke once and i said, quote EMO jokes aren't funny cut it out.
HI.. Me depressed
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? the apple get's picked
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't orphans be criminals
Because their not wanted
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
A autistic kid
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
yall need to add more jokes
