I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amosus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
MY mom is bad and my dad is bad
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt me
What do you call a 18 year old orphan?
Homeless
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
mememe
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
