Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.