Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.