FACE THE TRUTH JAKE COULD HAVE WENT ON THE DOOR BUT ROSE WANTED HIM TO D!E 🤫👁👄👁
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Your hairline so far back it’s back on before Jesus Christ was born
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
She got on the scale said to be continued
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
It was 9/10
I AM STARTING A FROG CULT NOWWWW
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clan jealous
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
Therapists are rapists in diguise,because "THE RAPIST"
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
idkl
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth