Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.