Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

o o a a.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?

"Are you ready kids?"

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).