Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
May and its gang.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
May.
Gegebehhhhh!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
