Worst Jokes Ever
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: βThe fuck you doing with that knife?β
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
After 12, it's lunch. π
So 666-3629, so get it?
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)