Worst Jokes Ever
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.