Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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    • Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

    Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

    Richard: No, I couldn't.

    Richard's mom: Why?

    Richard: Because he was cute.

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    • What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

    Reload and keep shooting.

    I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

    It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

    Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

    Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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    • Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

    What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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