Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.