Worst Jokes Ever
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Women.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
I wish you guys all died.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I'm Gay.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.