Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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  • Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

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  • What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

    How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

    Her crayons are still wet.

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  • I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

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  • What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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  • What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

    Put the diapers back on.

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