Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.