Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

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  • What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

    One screams when I peel its skin off.

    I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

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  • So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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  • What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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  • Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

    Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

    Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

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  • I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

    But no one would do it.