Worst Jokes Ever
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!