Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

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    • Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

    Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

    What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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    • Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

    A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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    • "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

    "Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

    "Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

    "Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

    "Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

    "Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

    "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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    • Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?

    A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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    • Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

    Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.