what is less then 0
my will to live
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself! :0
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They can't run home.
How do sick Mexicans say hello? "Ebola"
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
In America you have Pop Tarts we in Germany here have Toastbrot
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
Dark humor
Q: why are orphans so Successful A:because when they where yunger they they got told go big or go home and only had one option
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
what is saturns fav moive lord of the rings
What do you call an Asian k9 E10
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😁 😁 😁😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
