Worst Jokes Ever
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.