Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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  • If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

    The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

    Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

    What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

    There's brains all over the place.

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

    I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

    What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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