Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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  • If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

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  • What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.

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  • *Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

    Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

    Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

    Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

    Person 1: "...."

    Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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  • Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

    Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."