Worst Jokes Ever
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.