Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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  • I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

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  • My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

    Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

    Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

    Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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  • Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

    Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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  • I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

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  • A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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