Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
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Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Rust in peace.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.