Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0

Student: 69 gay = xxx

Teacher: You're out!!!

Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*

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I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

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  • My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

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  • I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing ā€œI'm a believer,ā€ but then I saw her face.

    😄This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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