Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Daveās Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
I asked my new girlfriend how many men sheād had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed sheās holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said thatās my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesnāt talk to him anymore because he had sex with the bossās daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said thatās the last time I use ancestry.com!
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldnāt stop singing āI'm a believer,ā but then I saw her face.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
š„This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
My sexlife xddddddddd
Closer kin, deeper in!
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.