Worst Jokes Ever
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!