Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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  • A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.

    Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."

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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.

    Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.

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  • Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

    “May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.

    The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”

    Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.

    The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.

    “Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.

    “Does your dick touch your asshole?”

    “No.”

    The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

    “Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.

    “Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”

    “Yep.”

    “Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”

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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

    Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

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  • Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."

    How are giants and strippers alike?

    They both grind men's bones to make their bread.