Worst Jokes Ever
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
it was just a prank bro.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.