what did the parent say to mj get off my kid
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican? Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay
Why can you bully an orphan? Because they can’t tell their parents
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
Abortion isn't murder. it's backspacing a typo.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!
what do you call Moby dick's dad? Papa Boner
Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
If your fat and transgender, then would you be condsidered transfat?
What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke oh ya ummm
