Worst Jokes Ever
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.