Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have: Mothers, fathers, and family day!

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out