Worst Jokes Ever
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Boomer.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.