Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!