Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

    What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

    A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

    I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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  • I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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