Worst Jokes Ever
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.