Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
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What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes
