Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

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  • So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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  • Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

    Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

    Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

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  • I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

    But no one would do it.

    A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

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  • Why did Susie fall off the swing?

    Because she didn't have any arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Susie.