What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
