Worst Jokes Ever
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!