Worst Jokes Ever
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Give a like if I have no friends.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.