A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a PIG problem!
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice??? 🤣🤣😆😆🤪
I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account
Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad? The boomerang comes back
