Worst Jokes Ever
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.