Worst Jokes Ever
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!