Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."