Worst Jokes Ever
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Like if you have a dad.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.