Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
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I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
Your so fat you have your own gravitational pull
Lions=gay pride
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My dad has unlucky.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
