Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.