Worst Jokes Ever
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.