Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.