Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Christmas

  • Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

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  • Rape

  • What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • 9/11

  • This category is messed up.

    My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

  • 1
  • Jack and Jill

  • Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

    Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

  • 1
  • Gender

  • Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

    Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

    That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )