Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

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    • I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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    • This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

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    • What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

    The vegetable gets picked.

    Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

    Dislike if: - You are horny.

    What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

    If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

    I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

    There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

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    • What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.