Worst Jokes Ever
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"