Worst Jokes Ever
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Russia.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.