Worst Jokes Ever
Me and your mom in the bed.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)