Worst Jokes Ever

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!