Worst Jokes Ever
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.