Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.