Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.