Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"