Worst Jokes Ever
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."