Worst Jokes Ever
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.