Worst Jokes Ever
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.