Worst Jokes Ever

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.