Worst Jokes Ever
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.