Worst Jokes Ever

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Buy KFC or else.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.