Worst Jokes Ever
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.