Happines belong to you then gave you depressed
what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
i got them red Gucci bracelets
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
Woman do have rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a disabled person play chasy I think you forgot they don't have legs
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What does the f in orphan stand for ???????????? Family
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
ALL HEIL PRESIDENT TRUMP