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Worst Jokes Ever
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Biden... get it?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
