What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
why can't an orphan play baseball.................................they can't find their way home
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital the front desk always asks where are you parents
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
Why can't Mexicans play uno Because they take all the green cards
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
Knock knock Who’s there An interrupting cow And inter-moo
